PRIMITIVE SCREWHEADS
"Crazy Go Nuts" Comedy Show
Music, Lyrics by Mark Tyne
(Copyright 2005, Mark
Tyne)
MUSIC & SOUND EFFECTS
(All Music and Lyrics Copyright 2005, Mark
Tyne)
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Music / Sound Effects Needed
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Music & SE (MP3)
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ACT ONE
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1. Curtain call
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We’ve Got A Show - Reverse, Mark Tyne
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Start playing when entire cast comes out onstage. Fadeout when entire cast leaves stage.
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2. Curtain call
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Applause SE
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Play as the last cast members leave the stage. |
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3. Georgie
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Hail to the Chief
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Opening and ending of ventriloquist skit
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4. Georgie
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Rocket, Herbie Hancock
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Iraq Leader break dance
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5. Vaudeville Megaphones
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None
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6. Dubbing improv
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None
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MTyne mouths SE from side of stage
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7. Four
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La Grange, ZZTop
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5 |
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8. Molester Moustache
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Talk Show Theme - Oprah
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Fade in skit opening. Fade out at “Don’t judge”, skit end.
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9. Vaudeville Radio
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None
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10. Four
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La Grange
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Fade in during blackout. Play through skit *
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11. Party Improv
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It’s My Party, Lesley Gore
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Play at end of skit then fadeout.
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12. Vaudeville Mirror
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Maple Leaf Rag, Scott Joplin
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13. Fri 13 th
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Jason’s Theme
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10 minute loop of music
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14. Fri 13 th
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Hostile, Pantera
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2 seconds (see script)
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15. Fri 13 th
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Jason’s Theme
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10 minute loop of music
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16. Host Introduction
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None
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17. Driest Comic
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Circus Theme
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15 min loop of music
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18. Rabbit Trick
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Magic Show Theme
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Play when Robert says, "Maestro". Play until Robert's body is dragged offstage.
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14 |
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INTERMISSION
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19. Intermission
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It’s My Party, Lesley Gore
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Start playing as soon as Robert's body is dragged offstage to end Act One. |
Disk2, Trk1 |
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20. Intermission
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Nickelodeon
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Disk2, Trk2 |
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21. Intermission |
Sugar |
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Disk2, Trk3 |
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22. Intermission |
Ragg Mopp |
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Disk2, Trk4 |
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23. Intermission
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Shrimp Boats
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Disk2, Trk5 |
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24. Intermission
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Wheel of Fortune
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Disk2, Trk6 |
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25. Intermission
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Boogie Rag
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Disk2, Trk7 |
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26. Intermission |
Hearts of Stone |
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Disk2, Trk8 |
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ACT TWO
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27. Death Metal
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None
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Play when Sal's character accepts award for solo Poison album.
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Disk2, Trk9 |
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28. Story Die Improv
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La Grange, ZZ Top
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Cast member starts singing La Grange during improve, fade in La Grange, after Four skit interrupt is done, fade out La Grange. |
Disk2, Trk10 |
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29. Sal’s Dad
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Godfather Theme
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Fade in, fade out at start of skit and end of skit.
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Disk2, Trk11 |
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30. Vaudeville Beatdown
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Cakewalk, Scott Joplin
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Fade in at start of skit. Fade out at end of skit.
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Disk2, Trk12 |
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31. Genre Improv
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None
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Mark Tyne does SE by mouth at side of stage
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32. Four
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La Grange by ZZ Top
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Fade in at start of skit. Fade out at end of skit.
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Disk2, Trk13 |
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33. Diety Lawyer
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Real Love, John Lennon
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Fade up when Ian says, "Imagine all the little boys and girls". Play until Lennon sings "Maybe some love", then fadeout.
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Disk2, Trk14 |
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34. Footloose Dance
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Footloose, Kenny Loggins
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Play when Sean points to floor. Fade out after Sean's body is dragged off stage.
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Disk2, Trk15 |
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35. Interrogation
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None
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Mark Tyne does SE by mouth at side of stage
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36. Rainbow Connection
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Rainbow Connection
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Played on piano by Mark Tyne on stage
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Disk2, Trk16 (backup) |
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37. Show Intro
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None
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38. Host Monologue
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You’ll Never Walk Alone
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Robert: "A little song that goes like this". MTyne will sing this song accapella. Only play CD music as backup if MTyne loses his voice and oks it. |
Disk2, Trk17 (backup) |
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39. Song & Dance
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We've Got A Show, Mark Tyne
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Play through once
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Disk2, Trk18 |
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END OF PLAY |
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Sound Effects
Music Themes
Dance Theme 1 (900k)
Porn Music Theme 1 (830k)
Porn Music Theme 2 (240k)
Rap Breaks Theme 1 (500k)
Science Fiction Theme (800k)
Stripper Theme (460k)
Tribal Drum Theme 1 (680k)
Sound Effects
SE Baseball Charge 1 (100k)
SE Breaking Glass (150k)
SE Cannon 1 (50k)
SE Car Rev 2 (40k)
SE Darth Vader "Father" (20k)
SE Darth Vader "Resist" (20k)
SE "Get Ready to Rumble" (50k)
SE Gun 1 (60k)
SE Gun 2 (60k)
SE Gun 3 (30k)
SE Gun 4 (50k)
SE Heartbeat 1 (210k)
SE Laser Battle 1 (130k)
SE Light Saber 1 (80k)
SE Machine Gun 1 (120k)
SE Motorcycle Rev 1 (40k)
SE Mortar 1 (70k)
SE Orgasm 1 (150k)
SE Orgasm 3 (190k)
SE Orgasm 4 (170k)
SE Police Siren 1 (140k)
SE Police Siren 2 (140k)
SE Porky Pig 1 (50k)
SE THX Theme (60k)
SE Yes (20k)
(All Music and Lyrics Copyright
2005, Mark
Tyne)
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